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REAL AMERICANS OF GENIUS


Today we salute you, “Mr. Maker of Anatomically Aroused Deer Crossing Signs Guy”

CHORUS - Mr. Maker of Anatomically Aroused Deer Crossing Signs Guy

Yes, only you could be smart enough to think it would be funny to draw a fully erect deer member on every deer crossing sign in the States of Pennsylvania and New York. Why just draw a stiff rod on the deer crossing sign across the street from Andy’s Adult Bookstore where it might have generated a laugh or two - OH NO! Why do that, when you can hit every deer crossing sign from Yonkers to Plattsburgh to Pittsburgh.

CHORUS - Mr. Maker of Anatomically Aroused Deer Crossing Signs Guy

That’s right, let everyone know that all the animals of the forest are afraid of randy bucks with viagra induced deer manhoods. That wave of bunnies and foxes running across the highway isn’t driven by a forest fire – ITS ANIMALS FLEEING RANDY BUCKS IN HEAT. The world thanks you Man of Genius for alerting everyone of dangerous raping bucks on the loose in the forest. Bambi was never so terrifying.

Thank God you stopped making payments on your trailer and child support payments to the kids you fathered out of wedlock, and that you weren’t afraid of the State Police and ‘destroying public property’ criminal charges. That way you could get the word out - and motorists on vacation with their 5 year old daughters could be asked the question, “Daddy, what’s that line under the deer on the crossing sign mean?”

Thank you Mr. Maker of Anatomically Aroused Deer Crossing Signs Guy, crack open a nice can of Red Bull energy drink – you are a real American of genius – your impact on the world is to large to consider, and if God were here he would have one thing to say to you –

GET A LIFE!

CHORUS - Mr. Maker of Anatomically Aroused Deer Crossing Signs Guy

Chorus “Real Americans of Genius”