Dec. 27th, 2007 07:08 pm 12 days of christmas, by my journal On the twelfth day of Christmas, tomegatheron sent to me... Twelve drive-ins drumming Eleven chaos piping Ten lunachicks a-leaping Nine vampires dancing Eight snakes a-milking Seven coins a-swimming Six ramones a-felching Five ho-o-o-orror movies Four venture bros Three monitor lizards Two star wars ...and a danzig in an entropy.
Not sure how to milk a snake.Leave a comment  |
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Oh! Oh! I know! *raises hand* If it's a venomous snake, that's what you milk. Seriously, the snake wrangler will get the snake pissed off and then sticks a little fang into the top of a test tube cap or whatever and the venom comes out.
Ok, that was totally a blonde analogy but hopefully I won't be blonde much longer.
Not sure how sexual practices involving semen in odd places is festive, but o.k.? 'Tis you that is posting, so I don't question it.
Kinda like the gift you sent Cary. I walked in on the middle of the viewing and was like WTF is this? All she said was "Michael" and then it was like "oh ok", like it was the norm. :D
That's the amazing effect you have on folks my friend, don't ever change :P