tomegatheron

Even Hitler misses him.

2009-07-10T02:20:25Z

My nominee for this year's Darwin awards

2009-06-16T02:46:09Z

Guess he never heard of a timer on a camera.

Don't mess with Grannie.

2009-06-15T01:29:39Z

OMG Geekgasm

2009-06-12T22:59:01Z

Starcraft cake!

Now featuring whiners cut.

Yes or No Have you ever

2009-06-05T01:39:20Z

RULES:
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — Yes
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — Yes
Been suspended from school? — Yes
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — No
Fired somebody? — Yes
Sung karaoke? — No
Pointed a gun at someone? — Yes
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? — No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes
Saw someone die? — Yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes
Smoked a cigar? — Yes
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? — No
Broken a bone? — Yes
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes
Sleepwalked? — No
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes
Dumped someone? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — Yes
Ridden in a helicopter? — Yes
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — Yes
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — Yes
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — Yes
Been falling-down drunk? — Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — Yes
Marched/Protested? — Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Yes
Puked on an amusement ride? — Yes
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes
Been in a band? — Yes
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — Yes
Skinny-dipped? — No
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Yes
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes
Had surgery? — No
Streaked? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — No
Grabbed electric fence? — No
Eaten alligator meat? — Yes
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No
Killed an animal when NOT hunting? — Yes
Peed your pants in public? — Yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Yes
Written graffiti? — Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — Yes
Believe in love? — Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes

0130 interstate 80 115 mph

2009-06-03T06:29:12Z

So I was driving home on the interstate listening to my mp3 player. Rammstein comes on the shuffle and it motivates me to drive. Apparently I was quite motivated.

The song ends and switches to Tom Jones. Tom is a lot of things but drive fucking fast music he ain't. I look down.... Um 115 mph. Yeah, it took a bit of time to slow down.

Observations:

1- 115 does not feel nearly as fast as it should.

2- 85 feels pretty slow after going 115.

3- 70 feels positively glacial.

4- Rammstein should come with a warning label.

State legislative aide wanted to wear panda costume, have sex with boy, cops say

2009-06-03T01:41:29Z

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2009/05/state_legislative_aide_accused.html

State legislative aide wanted to wear panda costume, have sex with boy, cops say
by MATTHEW KEMENY, Of The Patriot-News
Friday May 29, 2009, 3:14 PM

A former legislative aide to now-retired Sen. Hal Mowery, R-Camp Hill, is accused of sexually propositioning a 15-year-old Harrisburg boy through Internet chats, including discussions about dressing up in animal costumes and engaging in various sex acts with the boy, state Attorney General Tom Corbett announced today.

Alan David Berlin, 40, most recently a legislative aide to state Sen. Jane Clare Orie, R-Allegheny, used the Internet screen name, "alan_panda_bear," to chat with the boy in April and May, Corbett said. At one point during the chats, Berlin proposed traveling to the boy's home and having sex with him in the backyard while his parents were sleeping, Corbett said.

Berlin also requested nude photos of the boy and offered to get a hotel room if he could take pictures of the boy and another adult having sex, according to court papers. The boy's parents became concerned after discovering sexually graphic messages on their son's computer and contacted the Attorney General's Child Predator Unit, which began an investigation Tuesday, Corbett said.

Berlin was arrested Thursday in Carlisle by agents from the Child Predator Unit, who were assisted by officers from the Carlisle and North Middleton Township police departments. He has been suspended without pay and benefits indefinitely, Orie's chief counsel, Mike Sarfert, said.

Berlin was charged with unlawful contact with a minor, criminal attempted sexual exploitation of children, criminal solicitation to commit sexual abuse of children and criminal use of a computer. He was arraigned before District Judge George A. Zozos and taken to Dauphin County Prison in lieu of $250,000 bail.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for 10 a.m. Friday before District Judge William C. Wenner.

When did my local cops get a Tank?

2009-05-28T02:02:55Z

http://www.wnep.com/wnep-mon-new-crime-fighter-unveiled-in-the-poconos,0,4410936.story?track=rss

Sonia Sotomayor for Supreme Court Appointment

2009-05-26T16:21:21Z

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98DUHH00&show_article=1

Obama Picks a racist for the court. Shocking!

“I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life,” said Judge Sotomayor

As an appellate judge, she sided with the city of New Haven, Conn., in a discrimination case brought by white firefighters after the city threw out results of a promotion exam because two few minorities scored high enough. Ironically, that case is now before the Supreme Court.

I missed the part where race trumps the ability to fight fires?

So today I ate a squirrel.

2009-05-17T02:11:56Z

Went to the Pennsylvania Firearms Owner's Association picnic today for fun, friends, food and zombie hunters. I discovered something. Squirrel actually does taste like chicken.

One of our members harvested a few squirrels this morning for a special treat on the grill.

I SO wanna bring a squirrel for lunch to work now.

College Student Shoots, Kills Home Invader...

2009-05-06T01:27:07Z

COLLEGE PARK, Ga. -- A group of college students said they are lucky to be alive and they’re thanking the quick-thinking of one of their own. Police said a fellow student shot and killed one of two masked me who burst into an apartment.

Channel 2 Action News reporter Tom Jones met with one of the students to talk about the incident.

“Apparently, his intent was to rape and murder us all,” said student Charles Bailey.

Bailey said he thought it was the end of his life and the lives of the 10 people inside his apartment for a birthday party after two masked men with guns burst in through a patio door.

“They just came in and separated the men from the women and said, ‘Give me your wallets and cell phones,’” said George Williams of the College Park Police Department.

Bailey said the gunmen started counting bullets. “The other guy asked how many (bullets) he had. He said he had enough,” said Bailey.

That’s when one student grabbed a gun out of a backpack and shot at the invader who was watching the men. The gunman ran out of the apartment.

The student then ran to the room where the second gunman, identified by police as 23-year-old Calvin Lavant, was holding the women.

“Apparently the guy was getting ready to rape his girlfriend. So he told the girls to get down and he started shooting. The guy jumped out of the window,” said Bailey.

A neighbor heard the shots and heard someone running nearby.

“And I heard someone say, ‘Someone help me. Call the police. Somebody call the police,’” said a neighbor.

The neighbor said she believes it was Lavant, who was found dead near his apartment, only one building away.

Bailey said he is just thankful one student risked his life to keep others alive.

“I think all of us are really cognizant of the fact that we could have all been killed,” said Bailey.

One female student was shot several times during the crossfire. She is expected to make a full recovery.

Police said they are close to making the arrest of the second suspect.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/19365762/detail.html

Damn shame this is all a lie. Everybody knows ABC showed that college kids with guns don't stand a chance against armed criminals.

100 days

2009-04-29T22:12:41Z

I could have blown 1 trillion bucks, scared the crap out of NYC with a flyover and bought a dog in 100 days too.

Pirates! arrghh

2009-04-16T03:14:54Z

Here is a crazy idea. Have the USN mock up a cargo ship with some hidden deck guns and a team of SEALs. Sail it off of Somalia. Pirates come along, surprise!

Texas governor will take action with 10th amendment legislation

2009-04-15T01:27:40Z

Nice to see this.

AUSTIN – Gov. Rick Perry today joined state Rep. Brandon Creighton and sponsors of House Concurrent Resolution (HCR) 50 in support of states’ rights under the 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

“I believe that our federal government has become oppressive in its size, its intrusion into the lives of our citizens, and its interference with the affairs of our state,” Gov. Perry said. “That is why I am here today to express my unwavering support for efforts all across our country to reaffirm the states’ rights affirmed by the Tenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. I believe that returning to the letter and spirit of the U.S. Constitution and its essential 10th Amendment will free our state from undue regulations, and ultimately strengthen our Union.”

A number of recent federal proposals are not within the scope of the federal government’s constitutionally designated powers and impede the states’ right to govern themselves. HCR 50 affirms that Texas claims sovereignty under the 10th Amendment over all powers not otherwise granted to the federal government.

It also designates that all compulsory federal legislation that requires states to comply under threat of civil or criminal penalties, or that requires states to pass legislation or lose federal funding, be prohibited or repealed.

HCR 50 is authored by Representatives Brandon Creighton, Leo Berman, Bryan Hughes, Dan Gattis and Ryan Guillen.

http://governor.state.tx.us/news/press-release/12227/

LIARS! We don't wanna take your rights away? Fucking right.

2009-04-10T22:36:08Z

Wonderng if Comrade Pelosi also favors the registration and prevention of interstate transport of bibles and newspapers. Or does this fucktard just have one bit of the Bill of Rights she wants to shit on?

Lunachicks!!

2009-03-18T02:41:44Z

I have not seen this vid in almost 20 years. Gods I was such a fan.

I cant believe I missed this one!

2009-03-15T02:23:25Z

Zombie Nazis.

ah the memories

2009-03-03T03:48:37Z

Dear God, I spent my youth in this place. Oh carpet of doom, I see that after 20 years you still are unclean. Just as I left you.

The floor of this theatre was a place best not seen in the light.

Clara Rules!

2009-02-28T00:43:25Z

I love this woman.

Great Depression Cooking with Clara is the popular online cooking show. In each episode Clara prepares recipes that her mother made during the Great Depression. Clara shares her stories and wisdom from the Depression as she shows you how to make simple, inexpensive and delicious meals.

http://www.greatdepressioncooking.com/Depression_Cooking/Welcome.html

Obama with another play from the Socialist playbook

2009-02-27T02:07:52Z

This time it's class warfare.

Promise the world to those that already do not pay a proportionate amount of taxes, by soaking the so called rich for even more. What a fucking disincentive that is.

If you work hard and go to school and become a success, one day your government will bend you over to fund it's failed interventionist policies.

The rhetoric of "economic fairness" for the middle class by blaming the "rich" and demonizing people that actually beat the odds sound pretty Stalinish to me.

All you assclowns wanted change

2009-02-22T21:52:47Z

Well bitches, you got it. Socialism: You are very welcome.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE51I4R720090221

Bank Shares Plummet from Fear of Nationalization

The fact that this is even remotely on the table is revolting.

When the hell did I become a redneck?

2009-02-15T19:26:00Z

I came to that realization today after I ate breakfast at Cracker Barrel (Had grits), shopped at Wal-mart, priced parts for a rifle that I am building myself and sat down to watch the Daytona 500. No chewing tobacco or mobile homes in my lifestyle yet, and I still have not owned a pickup truck.

Have I learned to blend with the locals, or have they indoctrinated me?

Another Punk legend gone

2009-02-06T02:06:56Z

The Cramps lead singer Lux Interior dies
Thu Feb 5, 1:19 pm ET
LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Lux Interior, the singer and founding member of psychobilly rock band "The Cramps," has died from a heart condition at the age of 60, his spokesman said Thursday quoted by the Los Angeles Times.

The singer, whose real name was Erick Lee Purkhiser, died in Glendale Hospital outside Los Angeles, the daily reported.

The band was formed in 1976 in Sacramento by Lux Interior and his wife Kristina Marlana Wallace, alias "Poison Ivy," who was the band's guitarist and bassist.

Both were members of the famous avant-garde New York club the CBGB, and drew inspiration from horror movies and B-thrillers for their songs such as "Bikini girls with machine guns" and "I was a teenage werewolf."

They appeared with The Clash on their US tour in 1979 and then The Police in 1980, and then toured with success throughout the 1980s.

Bill introduced in Congress the latest assault on the Constitution

2009-01-23T23:32:00Z

HR.45 Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009 (Introduced in House)
`(aa) Firearm Licensing Requirement-

`(1) IN GENERAL- It shall be unlawful for any person other than a licensed importer, licensed manufacturer, licensed dealer, or licensed collector to possess a qualifying firearm on or after the applicable date, unless that person has been issued a firearm license--

That license is called the United States Constitution you gun grabbing assclown.

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/F?c111:1:./temp/~c111AwCiV6:e6813:

Who knew the Baroness was such a tramp?

2009-01-20T15:29:40Z